I jumped up, grabbed her, shaking her by the shoulders as I yelled loudly at her, and then I grabbed her bra with one hand between her two big knockers and ripped it off her, yelling, "Is this what you want, you fucking slut. Do you just want to get fucked? You are always flirting with me like you want me to fuck you, so now I am going to do it. I am sick and tired of your goddamned teasing and am not going to take it anymore.
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Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up
A. Vomi