December 27, 2007
 Shy bubblegum puss tinkles in the little girl’s room
Terri took a minute to inspect the black girl from head to toe. She had a hatchet face, dense eyelashes, smiling large black eyes, long slim nose with wide nostrils and sensuous inflated lips. Her neck was rather tall and the chest small, about 32 A or B, but perky enough – she could discern the hard nipples protruding through the fabric. Bloated veins streaked her strong arms like long thin wires, she wore sandals and had the upper button of her blue jean shorts undone- a sign that the heat had already got the better of her. .....
A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken.
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