Farhan thought of an English expression he had learned, "teaching by rod and by carrot." He had certainly punished California for her comment long enough. It was time for her carrot. He wrapped her legs around his waist again and pulled her rear away from the door. Instead of crushing her smallish breasts against his chest with each thrust, he had room to play, to attend, and so he did, with great vigor, as though he had a mind to create an audition tape for the title of Epic Lover of the Century.
.....
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common
A. A wet nose