The disheveled young woman slipped from under her older customer and rolled off the leather sofa. Springing to her feet, she cupped a hand over her tender leaking sex and hurried across the sitting room to where she had abandoned her high heels. Slipping into the stilettos to protect her sheer black pantyhose, she scurried down the hallway to the master bath.
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Q. Why did god give men penises
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up