I shifted in my seat, feeling the little love-balls shift around inside me. They were incredibly erotic. Uncomfortable, distractingly so, and they made me want to pee every time I moved. But they rolled around inside my vagina; sometimes together, sometimes stretched in a line reaching deep inside me. It took an effort not to gasp when I shifted.
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Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you