After I asked the question I heard a murmur roll through the audience and heard several outbursts of, "He said anal fetish, giggle," "...shoving things into her anuses, mmmm yeah," and a number of other comments I must admit I had only heard at the porn arcades I often visited in my studies.
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Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you