I opened my eyes to find Elise on her knees, a hand at her clit, eagerly swallowing every drop of my hot seed. She quivered as she did so, orgasm wracking her body.
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Fact: Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.