Earl returned in a few minutes carrying his underwear. I had mentally undressed him a hundred times, and he was just as handsome as I had pictured him. What a beautiful specimen of masculinity. Still staring at his wonderful body, I removed my bra. I was sitting there with my face almost touching his penis. What a beautiful sight! "Lay down," he ordered. "Let me remove your panties." I had worn my sheerest, briefest panty just for what I had hoped would happen.
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Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed
A. Yeah...now he has no ears