"Rod attended a bachelor party for a guy he works with a month or so ago. Along with the usual stripper they had some porno movies running after the girls left. One of the videos had some previews for other videos from the same company. One of them featured a movie for the bisexual crowd. By then the drinking had been going on for a few hours so everybody was pretty lubricated. Rod was sitting next to Joe who was watching the video intently. He heard him mumble something that sounded like "Gee I wish I could be one of those guys" or something like that. Despite his impaired state Rod saw an opportunity and jumped on it. He leaned close to Joe and said "I know just what you mean, that is so hot." .....