Ethan entered the airy breakfast room of his home where Jeanie was already having her breakfast with his father, her grandfather. Richard looked up as he saw his handsome son finish buttoning his French cuff of his reverse collar blue-striped dress shirt. He looked handsome, with his blonde hair still a little damp combed back over his proud head, and dressed ready to go to corporate office.
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Q. How do you teach a blond math
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.