Sensing the exasperated shrug I kneel to the floor in front of you, pulling down the bikini bottoms you are wearing. As my thumb hooked the strings at the side I wonder at your sensuous mound, being revealed inch by inch as the lycra falls to the floor. Not being able to resist I lunge my head into your groin licking the shaven area just to one side of your labia. I feel your hands grip the back of my head momentarily and thinking that I could go further my tongue delves. Hearing your gasp and feeling your legs open fractionally my hands start to grip your buttocks.
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Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together
A. 100 people who don't do dick