Chris, my husband, was an absolute gem, and came to visit me as often as he could; it was fair to say though that there was something missing in a major way. By the start of my second week in hospital I was absolutely desperate for sex, gagging for it in fact, and the occasional crafty wank in the shower was doing very little alleviate the problem.
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Q. Why don't women wear watches
A. There's a clock on the stove