You smile and sternly say, "you make the mess, you clean it up." I lean over and lick the gooey sweet mixture from your breast, making a quick kiss on your hard nipple. A blob of the top of my cone falls onto your thigh. You sigh, take my cone and coo, "such a messy boy." You widen the space between your legs, and with your free hand you guide my head down towards your lap. "I expect every single drop licked up."
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Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows